![]() ![]() “It’s only a wafer-thin mint, sir…” From the Flying Circus TV show A sun that is the source of all our power…” It’s orbiting at ninety miles a second, so it’s reckoned. “Just remember that your standing on a planet that’s evolving, revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you’re playing any football try and favour the other leg.” “There’s a lot of it about - probably a virus. ![]() “During the night old Perkins had his leg bitten sort of… off.” “Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?” “You’re only making it worse for yourself!” “Look, I don’t think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying ‘Jehovah’.” “He’s not the Messiah – he’s a very naughty boy.” It is a silly place.” From The Life of Brian “On second thoughts, let us not go to Camelot. Bridgekeeper: “What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?” King Arthur: “What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?” Bridgekeeper: “I don’t know that. Sir Lancelot: “My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.”īridgekeeper: “What… is your favourite colour?”īridgekeeper: “What… is your name?” King Arthur: “It is Arthur – King of the Britons.” Bridgekeeper: “What… is your quest?” King Arthur: “To seek the Holy Grail. Sir Lancelot: “Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ‘ere the other side he see.” “One day, lad, all this will be yours.” “What, the curtains?”īridgekeeper: “Stop. ![]()
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